After 2 months in the fermenter my ginger beer had decidedly finished fermenting and was ready for bottling.

In the past when I have done brews it was with a much larger fermenter with a spigot and bottling wand. I do not have access to any such equipment here and realised that if I tipped the beer into the bottles individually all of the sediment at the bottom would get mixed into the brew and end up being yuck. So, I posted to homebrewtalk.com’s forum and asked for advice. The best advice I received was to pour the brew into a sterilised bottling bucket and bulk prime it. I got other advice that involved siphons and ball locks and complicated shit and lots of people recommending I buy a real fermentor with a spigot and throw out my “hi-c bottle” (It’s not Hi-c, it’s a water bottle!!), but those dudes love to spend money on their hobbies and I am a broke-ass Peace Corps volunteer so I will make a goddamn fermenter out of a paperclip and a condom if I have to. Luckily I brought an airlock with me to Eastern Caribbean so I didn’t have to use a condom, but that is how we did things back in the day the first time I did Peace Corps!
So, I started out by sterilising my bottling bucket, a funnel, and a strainer.
I put 2 tbs of bleach in about 15 L of water and let it sit for 2 hours.

More stelising – this time with StarSan.

I tentatively removed the airlock… it smelled beery and gingery! So far, so good!! and no mould! 
After letting the bucket dry as much as possible to remove any bleach odour, I gently poured the beer into the bucket trying to disturb the sediment as little as possible.

I added 30 g white sugar to bulk prime the beer (which adds carbonation). How did I come to this figure?
I read this very detailed discussion of bulk priming (which is way more info I need) – https://nationalhomebrew.com.au/brewers-library-beer-a-guide-to-bulk-priming
Then I decided – I have 4 L of beer, and I want it to be fairly carbonated, so I went for 30 g of white sugar because that is what I had on hand.
Brown sugar probably would have worked just as well.
I decided NOT to backsweeten the beer in the end. What is back sweetening you ask? I wrote about it in this post. Basically it’s where you add extra sugar to your brew before bottling. The yeast eats the sugar and makes carbonation (adding sugar to carbonate is called “priming”), and then somehow you kill the yeast/stop the carbonation before the bottles explode, and the extra sugar that hasn’t been eaten by the yeast is still left in your brew making it sweet (instead of dry). But stopping the yeast from eating all the sugar and exploding your bottles is a bit challenging – you wait until your beer is carbonated enough, and then either you have to heat the bottle to a high enough temperature to kill the yeast, of put them somewhere cold enough the yeast falls asleep. Hard when you are bottling using plastic bottles (you can’t heat them – they will melt) and you have a tiny fridge.
Another common method of back sweetening is to use some kind of non-caloric sweeter that the yeast won’t eat, like Stevia or Xylitol in addition to whatever amount of priming sugar you use. Unfortunately I can’t really get either of those here. Again, I wasn’t sure what to do so I went to the friendly folks at the brewing forum and asked for advice. And, I got a really awesome piece of useful advice (apart from some really useless advice like “buy this fancy yeast” that I specifically said I CAN’T GET IN ST. LUCIA! Some dudes…) which was to prime with enough sugar just to add desired carbonation level, leaving a very dry ginger beer, an then sweeten it when you open the bottle with honey or simple syrup. *ding!* so simple, what a great solution! Thanks Tim C from Magog, Quebec, I love Eastern Townships!!!
So, I gently filled up 10 325 ml bottles with the brew.

And in 2 weeks they will carbonated and ready to drink! *fingers crossed until then*

And here’s the yeasty sediment left over!

And yes after all that work I only got 10 bottles of ginger beer. I need to find a larger fermenter if I want to repeat this experiment and make it worth my time.
Also, I did not have a hydrometer at the time so I literally have no idea how alcohol this beer will be. I will find out in 2 weeks! I’m thinking it will be about 5%